Forum Post: Who to vote for?

Whereas it is recognized that electoral politics is a rigged game Whereas it is recognized that the act of voting is selling yourself into a strange sort of consensual slavery Whereas felons immigrants children plants and animals are denied the right to vote Whereas every election involves fraud nowadays Whereas the politician has no responsibility to the constituent after election day Whereas [insert yours here...n]

It is hereby proclaimed that each of us should vote for him or herself everyday for the rest of their natural lives and encourage others to do the same.