Forum Post: Occupy Mordor, because One Ring should NOT rule them all !
Posted 12 years ago on Nov. 5, 2011, 7:12 p.m. EST by Rico
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I'm imagining 9 Mortal Men, 7 Dwarf Lords, and 3 Elven Kings in their finest garments carrying signs saying "We are the 95%" while marching in a loose circle chanting "See the Evil of Sauron, the Oppressor of All !"
Wait, are those Dwarfs or Trolls ?
I didn't make this up, someone else did, but it made me chuckle and I thought perhaps others could use a bit of humor to lighten their day.
Update from Leadership
Some of those Dwarves are DEFINITELY Trolls. Watch out for them.
Saruman and Gríma Wormtongue, the writer of pretty speeches, are DEFINATELY up to no good ! Saruman SAYS he's with us, but http://www.opensecrets.org/pres12/bundlers.php?id=N00009638 suggests he plots against us. Beware.
Someone saw Arwen Undómiel in the crowd, so we have the Elven women with us. See http://videosift.com/video/The-Beautiful-Women-of-OWS . Dang she's a looker, and SMART too ! It's good to know she's with us.
We remain leaderless. Please, if ANYONE sees Gandalf, tell him we need him NOW !
Point of order: Everyone please stop dissing the Elven Kings. I KNOW all their ZeitGeist talk seems dreamy, but they mean well, and they ARE supposed to be some of the wisest dudes around ! We may need them before this is all done.
Finally, we keep hearing rumors that the Mortal Men are getting a bit "rambunctious" and annoying the ladies. A good kick in the crotch usually keeps them at bay. If that's not working, contact the Hobbits over in security. There's enough of them that they should be able to handle any of the Mortal Men.
lol
Occupy the foreclosures you can have little hobbit perma-culture gardens. Seriously.
Until the Orcs come marching through and squash all the flowers ! We SERIOUSLY need to DEAL with the Orcs and that turn-coat Saruman before we can have peace !
I know this wizard....
By the way, who invited the trolls ?
Yes, he's been out telling everyone he's FOR us, but he's been working with Sauron all the while ! Sneaky devious wizard ! Where's Gandalf ?
Good question. I have never in my years have I seen so many in one place.
Maybe they are being manufactured.
Hmmm, ANOTHER who shares my suspicions ! When will people see those aren't Dwarfs but Trolls ! For that matter, when will they see the lies behind Gríma Wormtongue's pretty speeches and know Saruman for who he really is ? I fear we are doomed. Seriously, has ANYONE seen Gandalf lately ?
Funny, all the OWS women look like dwarfs.
Do not judge the Hobbit and Dwarve women harshly ! They have great personalities !
Do you hear? Someone saw Arwen Undómiel in the crowd !
Seriously! See http://videosift.com/video/The-Beautiful-Women-of-OWS
Sauron is George Bush, and since he is out of office and the guy we wanted is in we have to call Sauron Wall Street now.
Yes, but what about Saruman? He SAYS he's on the side of the People and does a good job of reciting Gríma Wormtongue's pretty speeches, but I hear he's been cavorting with Sauron on the side ! I think there may be more than ONE source of all these Orcs ! Do you think we can trust him ?
I don't know I think he is really an elf in disguise
I don't know, the Elves generally seem pretty harmless with their dreamy ZeitGeist this, ZeitGeist that talk. If Saruman is one of them, then he's gone dark on us. Crap. This whole thing is falling apart. Where the heck is freakin' Gandalf ?
Gandalf is Obama
The message needs to be to elect a 3rd party to fight the government that is bribed. Then changing campaign finance will work. Telling crooks taking bribes to stop is ridiculous. read more -- http://overthecoals.blogspot.com/
Really, are you sure ? Have you seen that data at http://www.opensecrets.org/pres12/bundlers.php?id=N00009638 ? He sure LOOKS like he might be with Sauron, and his pretty speeches sure SOUND like the work of Gríma Wormtongue ! I smell Orcs!
OWS denies its desperation as they sit in the park. read more -- http://overthecoals.blogspot.com/
OWS is in the park due to the desperation of the 50,000,000 workers who produced excellent products but lost their jobs to the "JOB CREATORS FOR SLAVES". OWS sits in the park for the creation of utopia. It is off the wall, irrational behavior because Americans are too arrogant to admit their obvious failures which is in the vast majority.
OWS is in the deep trance that is managed by very sophisticated CIA brainwash experts. It takes time to brainwash people. It is done in a few days or from a chemical in the water. OWS has been brainwashed to believe that the vast majority of votes can't beat the right wing. That is completely absurd on its face. So the first baby step must be to recognize the irrational nonsense that OWS keeps doing to undermine its mission. The target of the mission to destroy the crooks that have been elected in open fair elections (for the most part). The crooks have been taking bribes and they call those bribes the names for OWS to believe that bribes are legal.
Calling liars "flip-floppers" is ridiculous. If people can't recognize that simple fact, their trance is really deep. They just don't give a shit about any sensible plan. They prefer to sit in the park and discuss the constitution like they are all scholars. That's the problem. Its the scholars making these arrogant excuses to hide their uncomfortable lives in the park.
Indeed. Deceptions and Lies abound, and many who claim to seek Sauron's demise seek only to take the Ring for themselves. Dire toil is required to see through the veil of lies behind which they hide, and Truth is the only weapon we have.
How in these days of doom can we know our leaders work on our behalf when they have shown themselves a taste for Sauron's evil? I say we must first root out those among us corrupted by his power. See http://occupywallst.org/forum/we-the-people-in-order-to-a-proposal/
I don't know he promises hope and change, Gandalf seems like he would be the same type of dude to offer change
Gandalf ! Have you seen him ? Has ANYONE seen him ? We need him badly.
I think Legolas is Rahm Emmanual
Do you not hear his course language? A Dwarf to be sure.
No matter, I hear he has left the fight and returned to his mountain home.
Good point