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Forum Post: Just the Usual Suspects

Posted 10 months ago on Sept. 24, 2013, 10:03 a.m. EST by ZenDog (13707) from South Burlington, VT
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You've seen the movie, right? Kinda fun, wasn't it? You do know there is a reason why we tell such stories, right? What I mean is, it isn't just for entertainment. Right? I mean, there is that, sure. Of course. But there is more to it than that. Just like with the Narcocorridos and their music. Some of it is just entertainment, some of it is braggin rights, but there is a part of it that is very socially and culturally important. It tells people where they are, and how their culture is shaped, and why things happen in some of the ways that they do.

Let me see if I may explain:

Keyser Söze - killed his whole family - all because of his position in the underworld of crime, and the affront to his position that some other men presented. What was Keyser Söze thinking you may ask . . .

He wasn't thinking is my response. He was operating on the basis of the rules within which he lived. That was what he had to do to stay on top. What he did not know was that he had been set up, and we don't see this in the movie, but it can be no other way. Verbal Kint set him up, then killed him, stashed the body, and took his passport. Ever after when Verbal wants to really play the bad guy, he pretends that Keyser Söze did it.

That Verbal Kint is really one sick bastard.

Ever wonder why they spelled his last name with an i instead of an e? Because then we would suspect they really meant to say Verbal was Clark Kent's little brother, and that just simply would not do.

So anywayz . . . here's the important part of the lesson:


one of you fukers is wearing Keyser Söze's t-shirt.

I think Verbal's gonna want that back.



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[-] 1 points by WSmith (4187) from Cornelius, OR 10 months ago

Viva the 99%...?


Let the bathwater go down the drain, don't try to drink it!

bwa & shit

[-] 0 points by ZenDog (13707) from South Burlington, VT 10 months ago

It can be difficult to explain. Sometimes people will behave in a specific way because they think they have no other choice. That's what Keyser Söze illustrates. Keyser thought he had to kill his entire family, and then all but one of the men who had challenged his authority, and then disappear. But this was just not so. All he had to do was to kill the men who challenged him, and then kill Verbal. But he didn't even know who Verbal Kint was, let alone that he was in a play that had been scripted by Verbal and was designed to do just what it did do.

Like I said, that Verbal is one sick bastard.

Anywayz - some clown has been running around attempting to play Keyser. As long as that's not you I wouldn't worry. Keyser isn't even real, and even if he were, he's dead. He can't hurt anyone.

Verbal on the other hand . . . well.

Like I said.

That Verbal is one sick prick.

haaaaaaaa hahahaaaaa


I really shouldn't find that quite so funny, but there it is. And I'm really not sure which is sicker.

[-] 0 points by WSmith (4187) from Cornelius, OR 10 months ago

Keven is also really good in House of Cards.

if you want a real laugh, find this song: The Boner by rocky mountain mike, they canceled my previous link, perhaps from traffic.


Looks like it's back: http://greenleegazette.blogspot.com/2013/01/the-boner-rocky-mountain-mike-song.html

[-] 0 points by ZenDog (13707) from South Burlington, VT 10 months ago

that is excellent

we should get a band and astroturf that orange boy every single day for the rest of his public life with that song and a revolving bunch of rock star groupies all constantly screaming . . .

[-] 0 points by WSmith (4187) from Cornelius, OR 10 months ago


Like during SA Apartheid.

Necklace them with/for their transgressions!




[-] 0 points by ZenDog (13707) from South Burlington, VT 9 months ago

that's right


spank me

then show me a picture

and do not say a word

I'll fill in the rest

based on my experience

and my desire

and on my fear


perhaps when it is shown

that humanity has no reason

that civilization is without purpose

just perhaps

I will indulge that dark desire

but in the mean time


  • kiss my ass
[-] 0 points by ZenDog (13707) from South Burlington, VT 10 months ago

I am telling you

With Truth

we can change the world

[-] 0 points by ZenDog (13707) from South Burlington, VT 10 months ago

shhh . . . see the ripples?


there's FISH in that pond


bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[-] 0 points by GirlFriday (17442) 10 months ago

Judging from the number of removed posts, you are quite likely right.

[-] 1 points by ZenDog (13707) from South Burlington, VT 10 months ago

I got word they were all from a single poster.

It sounded exactly like chicken Little

bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


run! run! the sky is falling!


bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


I really did enjoy this piece - I got tremendous satisfaction all day long. That just goes to show how really sick and twisted I have become. I really don't know which is worse, all the sickness that is . . . Verbal . . . haaaaaaaaaaaaa haahaa . . . or all the pleasure thus derived.