Forum Post: FREE STARBUCKS
Posted 12 years ago on Oct. 4, 2011, 7:32 p.m. EST by Materia
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Free Starbucks for all of us, Starbucks is a right, not a priviledge! Since I lost my job and I'm in student debt out of my ass due to bad decisions, I can now only afford my Starbucks 6 days a week. THIS IS NOT SATISFACTORY!
Better...free dessert bar at Ponderosa. Its all u can eat! Stick it to Da Man.
I can't believe Starbucks isn't free. This is such a catastrophe! UGH! JUSTICE J-U-S-T-I-C-E!
Depriving us of Starbucks coffee is how the corporate elite superstructure maintains its iron grip on power. If we take over Starbucks, the entire globalist-capitalist facade will crumble.
/SIGNED
Viva la revolucion!
Viva la cappicino!
......just kidding
This is a time for revolution, not a time for jokes. You must be a racist corporate oligarch bent on destroying our embryonic people's movement. Know this: You can't stop the truth. Viva la revolucion!
Peter, Peter, Peter...do you think that the original post was not an attempt at a little humor?
Far from being a racist corporate oligarch bent on destroying our embryonic people's movement, I'm merely a slightly crazed, hopeless chiliarch with a small caffine headache.
Viva the revolution, brah...I'm wit cha.
I take that back. You're actually a racist, homophobic, sexist, anti-environmentalist, pro-capitalist, reactionary oligarch bent on destroying our embryonic people's movement. I suspect that you're a Starbucks executive, sent here by your minions to continue to keep us deprived our your delicious coffee. I'm onto your games, Emanonman. I see through your evil plot.
Also, I highly doubt that you're really a chiliarch -- a.k.a., an ancient Greek commander of a 1,000-man unit.
NO HUMOR, STARBUCKS IS SRS!
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AND DRINK STARBUCKS!
OK, you got me guys....I...confess....There's no where to turn...Accusing faces are all around me...fingers pointing, skateboards raised threateningly...the world is spinning...spinning...spinning out of control, my face is peeling away to reveal, no..no....it couldn't be...
I AM THE GHOST OF RICHARD NIXON .... ahhhgghhgghh
You work for Starbucks now? That's surprising to say the least.
hey, a ghost has gotta drink...obviously, we have a lot of time on our hands....